Wouldya look at that, MKI introduced a really nice rolltop backpack into their collection. Featuring 24oz. melton wool, this rollie is definitely better than a similar joint made from something boring like ballistic nylon. Sure, ballistic nylon is super durable and tear resistant and all that good shit, but did a living being grow it? WOOL IS FUCKING CRAZY, YOU GUYS. At one point, I was super into agriculture. Like, my fantasy after college was to somehow buy 35 acres of land somewhere awesome like Hawaii and raise sheep. I wanted to be a shepherd, spending my days tending to my flock. Also, growing incredibly loud marijuana. But then I realized I didn't want to be responsible for the lives of adorable, fluffy beings. Nah, I just wanted a lot of space between me and my neighbors because I'm a misanthrope. Also, INCREDIBLY LOUD MARIJUANA. So, I just moved into a building full of predominately retirees, which means no one bothers me and my loud. Plus, the all the old people have gray hair and move really slowly in packs so my journey to the laundry room is kinda like meandering through a pasture with a flock of ornery sheep anyway.
