You know when you tell your friends that you're into fashion and they cite various examples of ridiculous looking shit as a means of telling you that fashion (and therefore your entire existence) is stupid? Yeah, well thanks to my dude Phil Fucking Plein, your asshole friends have a much easier job.

I'm gonna cut the shit, dawgies. This Swarovski crystal-encrusted "Gangsta Frog" T-shirt is $600. That's correct—six hundred fucking real, actual units of legal tender. That's, like, roughly 0.5 Givenchy tote bags.

I'd be remiss not to toss out a special mention to the LUISAVIAROMA buying team for stocking Frankenplein's monster. Is intentionally trying to bankrupt the company you work for not illegal in Italy or some shit?

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.