Let's face it, you're a shitty person. And you're definitely going to hell. It's pretty much a given at this point and we're not here to waste breath debating that fact. Rather, today we'll be focusing on the many different types of people you'll meet when you finally set up tormented afterlife shop.
You're probably thinking that you'll find the usual suspects—murderers, rapists, adulterers—and you couldn't be farther from the truth. No, the real despicable sinners destined to be cast into a molten pit of eternal damnation have committed far worse atrocities. Let's get to know your new neighbors.
Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.