Norse Projects teamed up with Japanese label Suicoke to make these fancy fucking sandals. I’m not gonna lie, I don't fuck with sandals. I went through a fairly brolic phase towards the end of high school that saw me wearing flip-flops and sagged the fuck out jeans almost everywhere. And that shit has scarred my personal brand ever since. But if you're part of the Illuminati that's really trying to make sandals happen, these are probably your best bet. Just like I said the last time I had to write about fancy fucking sandals, refuse the urge to caption your Instagram shot of them with: "Just robocopped me some chancletas." That shit is worse than whatever abomination of an alphet you'll come up with while wearing these things. Anyways, these drop July 1st at noon CET on Norse's site.