This Real McCoys denim shawl collar jumper is perfect. Do you think my definition of "perfect" may be different than yours, and therefore I should refrain from describing things with that superlative? FUCK YOU MANG, I'M ALL ABOUT DECLARING WHAT IS GONNA BE THE NEXT BEST THING. AND RIGHT NOW, THE NEXT BEST THING IS A REPRODUCTION OF A REALLY OLD GARMENT. But whatever, fucking relax, this thing is on sale and I'm pretty sure I've never even written about anything on sale because if it's on sale I'm probably conniving a way to purchase it with a little bit of that #influencer discount. But I'm feeling magnanimous this Thursday, so have at it, chumps.
