eBay Deals has just exposed the ugly truth about what women actually think about a man's clothing choices. And I say "ugly" because most of the clothes they were asked about were straight terrible, including, but not limited to: deep V-necks, fedoras, suspenders and bow ties. What's most troubling are the percentages of women who actually like this shit. For example, 52% of women said they like deep V-neck T-shirts. Like, what the fuck? 53% of women like newsboy caps? Since when? What is even happening? If it wasn't already painfully clear, eBay has to take the L for not asking girls about Lord Diaper Butt pants, Birks or long shirts, completely leaving the extremely large and influential Four Pins audience high and dry. Based on all of this troubling intel, we've put together the ultimate alphet grid for slaying basic thots this summer, according to eBay, according to women. SMFH x infinity.