Jokes On You, Mom And Dad

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This is a v expensive, v simple French bucket hat. I'm all about a Parisian lifestyle. I'm not really sure what that exactly entails 'cause I've never been to Paris and the extent of my French vocabulary is what I learned when my parents made me take French in 7th grade AFTER REGULAR SCHOOL GOT OUT. Joke's on them though because the only French I remember is "pommes frites." Anyways, get yourself a French bucket hat, have cigarettes for breakfast and then make out with your hot girlfriend in a park in front of a bunch of tourists.

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