Fuck, White Mountaineering makes the sickest shit sometimes. This BLK No Stitch Gore-Tex jacket would bring any alphet up about a billion notches. First of all, it's black and navy which gives it a major head start. Then, it's got that technical silhouette and Gore-Tex fabric—this thing basically cannot lose. Except, it's $1500, but sometimes—sometimes—your wallet has to take the L so your body, heart and mind can flourish. That's, like, basically the entire point of paying for dinner on a date.