Pony hair sneakers might not be the most practical or sensible addition to your wardrobe, but man, if you're dropping $420 on shoes period, then sensible things probably aren't your strong suit. These slip-ons from Diemme are smooth as hell and will make you feel like a pimp from the ankles down. That's not to say you should act like one and start slapping women for no reason. That shit is straight wrong. But if you wanna cop a chalice and sip some Merlot out of it and eat fine cheeses while watching Louis C.K.'s Pooty Tang, then be our guest.
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