Alexandre Plokhov most definitely has the name of an eastern European ballet star that suddenly defects while on an international tour of the United States. Thankfully, instead of bringing us soubresauts, Plokhov is bringing us steezy ass $837 hoodies. Sounds like a lot of money for a hoodie, no? WRONG. IT HAS A ZIP-OFF HEM. YEAH, JUST LIKE THOSE PANTS FROM THE OUTDOOR SPORTING GOODS STORE YOUR DAD WEARS EVERYWHERE IN THE SUMMER, EXCEPT THIS HOODIE COSTS ALMOST 900 DOLLARS AND DEFINITELY ISN'T AS PRACTICAL. Although, let's be honest, you ain't ever zipping the hem off because then it's just a basic hoodie. You need to be able to tell your friends about that hem.
