Wow, did you guys know that you can call tall tees "overlong T-shirts." I can't really get behind that though because it makes me think of that Foo Fighters song "Everlong." I don’t have a ton of beef with that song, it just makes me think of people who are really, like, way too into that song. Moving on, sure, you could buy a 3 or 5 pack of Hanes tall tees and not even worry about getting some BBQ or whatever it is that you cool kids are going to be eating this summer on it. For a while it's been roasted corn in NYC. That and, like, pork buns. Or, the obvious, tacos. NYC, HAVE YOU HEARD OF, LIKE, SALVADORIAN FOOD? A PUPUSA IS SO FUCKING GOOD. Whatever ethnic food you happen to be eating at whatever rooftop party you happen to be at will become secondary once everyone peeps your new overlong tee by 11 by Boris Bidjan Saberi. When one of your #menswear frenemies is like, "Whoa, check out the shoe string with the rubberized aglet on the back yoke! What's that about?" You can be like, "THAT'S A SIGNATURE DESIGN DETAIL, IDIOT. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BORIS?" Not knowing signature design details is how narcs let you know they're narcs. THROW THAT NARC OFF A BOAT IN THE ATLANTIC.
