Easy Earl Life, aka EEL, is not a DMX joke, but a Japanese clothing company and Blue Button Shop their first retailer outside of Japan. These shirts feature lower apron-style pockets which, I mean, c'mon, are totally fucking awesome. You don’t really need apron-style pockets on a collared shirt, but, then again, if you're anything like me, you're starting to get tempted into wearing a real, actual apron and maybe these shirts will be like Nicorette gum. But, instead of quitting cigarettes, they help you quit stupid fucking ideas like wearing an apron as part of your regular, daily wardrobe. The thing is though, I actually think shirts like these will only further enhance your desire to wear really stupid garments out in public. Jury's still out, I guess.