Drug Dealers And CEOs Never Give Discounts

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SMFH, one day after the Levi's CEO bricks his whole everything, I'm telling your people about a fucking LVC popover. So much for integrity. But I guess that's just one of the perks of being, like, a drug dealer or a CEO of a company that makes dope shit. My drug dealer can be a raging moron, spouting all kinds of craziness and I'll still nod my head in agreement until he finally is done weighing my shit out. Sometimes I think if I agree with him that the car across the street is totally probably a surveillance Volvo he'll hook me up with a discount. LIFE LESSON KIDS: DRUG DEALERS AND CEOs AIN'T EVER GONNA GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT.

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