With another day comes more news of plastic surgery completely going off the cliff. But this latest development is also kind of glorious in its absurdity. Apparently Williamsburg salon Skin By Molly has a finger on pop culture's pulse, because in response to the growing trend of butt selfies on Instagram, they're now offering butt facials. Official treatment name: the "Shiney Hiney."
Get those booty blemishes exfoliated and peeled off for just $65, a small price to pay for the confidence to throw those cheeks on the 'Gram for premium thirst-trapping. Says the eponymous Molly: "Hey, skin is skin, I got no judgment. Acne can flare up anywhere." Stay woke, Jen Selter: a legion of Williamsburg rump shakers are coming for your throne.