Laughed Out Of The Ethnic Food Spot

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Dawgs, do you still have a pristine pair of Timbs that you bought at Footaction just cooling in your closet? Yeah, you bust out some brand new Timbs and some brand new tight-baggy jeans and you'll be laughed all the way out of the ethnic food spot you think you "discovered" and take all your out of town friends, so you can impress them by ordering the three things on the menu that you've taken to the time to Google Translate. Instead, just get these Viberg scout boots. 6" height, thick ass, weird ass Vibram sole, rough out calf upper AND complimentary leather balm? FOOTACTION BARELY EVEN GIVES ME A FUCKING SHOPPING BAG WHEN I COP SOMETHING.

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