Yo, if you don’t have at least one garment in your wardrobe that has a line of coke down the middle, you aren't really living. Lines of coke are a great way to spice up anything that's a little bland or boring. Watered down mimosas not really doing it for you at brunch anymore? Just add a line of coke. BOOM, instant turn up. Car looking like a real piece of shit? Just add a line of coke line down the hood. BOOM, instant Steve McQueen whip. Average ass parka? Please throw some moguls on that bitch. Now you can charge motherfuckers 599 Canadian dollars.
