Damn, remember when the adjective/adverb of choice for too cool for school Internet Caucasity was "wavy"? Too bad this shirt didn't come out then. Now when I describe this TS(S) shirt, I can't say it’s wavy because that won't reach these kids. I gotta say it's "wobbly" or some shit, which I guess is okay because that's how TS(S) actually describes their own print. What would I wear such a crazy shirt with? Obviously some plain shorts, coke white sneakers and YOUR MOMS. Relax, ya dorks. You can't actually wear someone's mom, unless you're, like, this guy or whatever. And that's gross.
Originally published on Four Pins