NEW YEEZUS MERCH ALERT! NEW YEEZUS MERCH ALERT, MY DUDES! That’s what I’d be yelling if I got a job at DONDA because, clearly, they would make me work the merch booth at his concerts. I don't even know if Yeezus has merch booths or what that shit is like because instead of going to the Yeezus Tour I just watched that shit on Instagram. And none of you took blurry photos of the merchandise opportunities. The Wes Lang tees just remind me of crazy biker gangs and meth heads and insano beards and hitting moguls and shit. THANKS, TRUE DETECTIVE. Do you guys think Kanye and DONDA want you to think of biker gangs doing loads of drugs and generally disrespecting the law and society? Word, I didn’t read the mission statement either.