I don’t even know if these New Balances are the cool New Balances or not. There are so many fucking numbers involved in New Balance sneakers I normally just wait to see what the god Russ Bengtson says. But I missed "Quickstrike" this week and I'm behind on my deadlines, so I'm just gonna wing it and say these are cool New Balances. I would wear these with whatever a frazzled dad on vacation would wear. So, probably pretty nondescript dad jeans and an ill sweatshirt that their eldest son left after he moved away for college. You heard it here first, frazzled dadwear is the new killing it.
