Peyton Manning is undoubtedly a future Hall of Famer. He's had arguably the greatest season of any quarterback ever, and he's led his team to the cusp of being crowned Super Bowl champions. Though the Seattle Seahawks may have a differing opinion, it's pretty widely known that his gridiron skills cannot be fucked with. His cozy boy game, however, is another matter entirely.
Peyton Manning showed up to speak to the media with his jersey over a long sleeve tee and tucked into his sweatpants, which sat high up on his waist. This, cozy friends, is not how one should rock sweats. If Peyton wanted to be MVP of the field of relaxation, then he's going to have to untuck his jersey immediately, sag his sweatpants a few inches, and stop wearing the cuffs at his sneaker tops. He might be uptight with the big game coming up, but only then will he be able to fully start sliding into full recline position and relax before Sunday.
There are very few things in life in which we can advise #18, but this is definitely one of them. Cozy boy champs 2014!
