These shirts by Garbstore are noteworthy because they're extremely simple and available in neutral colors, which means they will integrate seamlessly into your wardrobe. "Integrate seamlessly" is something your boss says about the new hires. BUT THEY NEVER DO. THEY NEVER EMPTY THE FUCKING KEURIG POD AND THEY ALWAYS WALK OVER AND TALK TO YOU LIKE A FUCKING BARBARIAN INSTEAD OF JUST EMAILING, "Hey, just to double check, you need this by Friday, right?" And they wonder why you throw shade at them at the company bowling outing by entering their name as "STRUG" and "THOT".