As seen on: Men who ride tandem bicycles in their engagement photos; unruly Zach Brown Band fans; guys who cannot go ten minutes without quoting a Will Ferrell movie

Vineyard Vines is the official line of clothing for men who—without much of a fight—hold their fiancee's Yorkshire Terrier puppy in family Christmas cards. Look at these guys smile ear-to-ear because their Facebook check-in at Dunnavant Family Ranch & Winery has 12 likes and three supportive comments. This is what it would look like if Gordon Gekko and Russell Westbrook gave birth to quadruplets on the 12th green at Augusta National.