You guys, luxe umbrellas are decidedly the technique right now. And umbrellas aren’t just for rain anymore. You best believe an umbrella looks FUCKING AMAZING protecting your head from snowflakes. This particular umbrella has a stag horn handle and a wooden shaft. So, already this simple umbrella is made of nicer natural materials than, like, 98% of your apartment. Ikea is expensive, but particle board is downright insulting when compared to stag horn. If you’re gonna waddle around your city like the fucking Penguin you might as well do it with a decent umbrella. At first I was gonna say that $570 for an umbrella seems kind of steep, but then I remembered the VAT and at 471 dollars and sixty three cents this is the definition of a steal.