P. Johnson just up and announced that their new polos are “something from the future that has come to rescue us." Well played, Pat, that’s a pretty big fucking flex, but you definitely have my undivided attention. Clothing like this always just gets me. Shit's simple, tasteful and made with cotton from places whose Google Images I've glamorized. A happy medium between full blown Zuckerberg and unnecessary boardroom boners, PJ’s new polos are good for all of the seasons. The miniaturized placket and spread collar are wildly on point and, let’s face it, they’re about the cheapest non-accessory you can buy from Australia’s rarest tailor, so you might just feel good about yourself for once.