The world is going to hell in a hand-basket, and unless someone does something drastic, it looks like war, famine, global warming, poverty, and nuclear instability are going to destroy us all. However, our last shimmering hope as inhabitants of Earth oddly lies in the hands of hypebeasts. Yes, hypebeasts are going to save us from ourselves.

The same evil factors that have made the world a pretty ugly place are going to become even stronger in 2014. It may seem unorthodox, but we should abandon all manner of global upkeep that currently ain't doing shit. Instead of diplomatic relations, science, and good will towards fellow man, we should instead put all our faith in the 10 Ways Hypebeasts Will Save the World.

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