Today in "Expensive Sweatpants The Writers Of Four Pins Will Try To Justify" are these joints from Saturdays Surf NYC. They're called the "Ken" sweatpants, which I'm totally OK with. Everyone's name is Ken when they're wearing sweatpants. And no, I'm not referring to the beefcake that been giving Barbie the D for all these years. I'm talking about, like, the super in your building that seems to always have just woken up from a bangin' mid-afternoon nap and who may or may not be, but is definitely back on the booze. That said, the blue speckled versions of these are the type of sweatpants your girlfriend won't hate because girls love blue shit with "cute details," and speckles are supes cute.