10 Style Trends Your Mom Might Disown You For Wearing

These style trends will have your mother second-guessing her parenting skills.

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You should call your mom and tell her you love her because, if it weren't for her, you wouldn't be the spoiled, materialistic human being you are today. She blessed you with life. She probably even blessed you with your sense of style. Even though it has evolved (read: completely flip-flopped) over the years, there is still that predisposed trait instilled in you to want to look good in what you're wearing. But, sometimes, it doesn't work out that way. 

With the ever-changing world of men's style and fashion, you might find yourself dabbling in some trends that are a little more risky than average. Sometimes they work out marvelously, but if doesn't fit your overall persona and/or lifestyle, you can look like an idiot. Or worse, you can make your mom cry. Do you want to see your mom crying because of some shit you decided to show up to Sunday night dinner in? Well, then try to avoid the horrified reactions (via your favorite TV moms in GIF form) by staying away from these 10 Style Trends Your Mom Might Disown You For Wearing.

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Cropped Jackets

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What your mom will say: "What is the point behind this? You look like an idiot and I know your midsection is cold. Boy, get in the damn house before somebody sees you."

Expensive Sneakers

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What your mom will say: "Paying all that money for some damn sneakers when you will just get them dirty. Where is your common sense, son?"


Shawls

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What your mom will say: "Is that a pashmina? Oh, I wear those when it's chilly in my office cube."

Bandana Prints

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What your mom will say: "Are you in a gang? Boy, you better not be in a gang!"

Grills

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What your mom will say: "Why did I pay $2,000 for braces when you were 12 then? I swear, boy."

Sweatpants

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What your mom will say: "You are not stepping out of this house in those. Nope. I know I raised you better than that."

Vulgar Accessories

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What your mom will say: "What does your cap say?! GTFO of my house with that shit before I tell your father to choke you out!"

 

Blasphemous/Idolatrous/Atheistical Streetwear

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What your mom will say: "Oh Lord please forgive him for he is too ignorant to understand your wrath. Take me, Jesus! TAKE ME!"

Skinny Man-pris

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What your mom will say: "Great, now I definitely won't have any grandchildren. Is that what you want? Me to die without any grandchildren?! I can't even look at you. *Furious mom tears*"

Skirts

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What your mom will say: "AL$*HZDKAQWIEHGGGHT@$!!!!! *Knowshon Moreno-like mom tears*"

 

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