Required items: Corduroy jacket; Vintage tie; Hand-rolled cigarettes

If Kanye were to move to BK Heights, he'd definitely take on the professorial shabby chic look that anchors every Wes Anderson film. Looking straight out of an episode of Bored to Death, Ye's faux-intelligentsia style might gain him acceptance by the liberal elites of the 'hood, but he'd have to trade in any sort of cred for a new set of elbow patches.