A Hypothetical HBO Series

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This Ten C snow smock is fucking dope. It looks like the cool, badass squad leader in an HBO series about capital "W" War would wear this jacket. And he’d have a really cool backstory that humanizes combat and takes the show from just a glorification of violence to a study on ravaged human souls. So, like, he used to be a professor of Philosophy back in Kansas. And his platoon would be made up of ethnic stereotypes, like this Irish guy from Boston, the Italian machine gunner from Brooklyn and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Let’s just see the fucking tank blow up and that one guy’s arm get shot off. Being that is is a hypothetical HBO series, there would also be epic French prostitute boobage. I think we were talking about a jacket at one point, were we not?

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