Explaining Takes Up Valuable Drinking Time

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Why do you need a new western from Sid Mashburn? Because one, we don't want you to forget that Sid is a gawd and also, do you really think we would just up and endorse some base level shit? C'mon, we're a little insulted you would even insinuate such a thing. See, these Western shirts come in 3 distinct fabrics—heavy denim, chambray and university strip oxford cloth—the last of which is maybe the first of its kind and most decidedly rare. Even though you probably haven't fucked with university stripe in a minute, details, dude, details. Do you know just how jealous all your douche bro friends will be when you pull up to the nondescript beer drinking function in this shirt? They'll be all like, "Bro, where you get that shirt, bro? The Polo section at Macy's, bro?" Remember to say "yes" because explaining Sid Mashburn will take up valuable drinking time and we already told you to never reveal your sources.

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