Being cool is one of those ephemeral pursuits that can take upwards of a lifetime. Instead of actually being cool though, you can just convince everyone around you that you’re cool. It’s like those really elaborate cons they run on that USA show Burn Notice (yeah, I've never seen it either). If you keep enough of the details believable, people will just automatically assume that you’re one cool ass dude. As always, I've done pretty much all of the work for you. Here’s exactly how you can convince the world that you’re cooler than you are.