In case you needed more evidence that the NBA is full of bonafide cornballs, Dwyane Wade just dropped a new collection of socks with the people at Stance. Basically, they are just a total clusterfuck of animal patterns and beach imagery that he and his publicist are desperately trying to pass off as the "spirit of individuality". If individuality looks like these socks, then I want to blend in. People forget that being one of a kind isn't always a good thing. Like, Napoleon was definitely an individual, but this individuality lead him to try and literally take over the world, aka be a total asshole. Dude got banished from France! Twice! Can we banish Dwyane Wade from menswear for these atrocities? Anyone want to start a petition? Hit us up if an when you do.