Unis Fall/Winter 2013 Is Better For You Than Heroin

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The Unis F/W 13 lookbook gives off a very strong The Basketball Diaries vibe. Like, you could totally shoot some heroin and then go play in a high school basketball game in this gear. In order to be the cool kind of junkie like Jim Carrol was you have to have cool ass Leonardo DiCaprio hair like the model seen above. That way when you’re all strung out and shit, girls will still find your glassy stares kind of dreamy. So, if you aren’t handsome with cool hair like Leo DiCaprio, you should avoid heroin because heroin is not a good look for most people. Instead, just buy a few bombers, chinos, cardigans and crewnecks from ya girl Eunice. It’s better for your overall health.

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