Meet The Richest Male Models In The World

Oct 09, 2013
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Forbes just dropped their list of the top 10 highest earning male models of 2013, so if you didn't already feel like a broke boi, now you get to feel like an ugly, broke boi. Actually, these guys didn't earn that much. Or, rather, as much as you might expect. Listen, I'm not saying $1.4 million isn't a ludicrous amount of money, I'm just saying there are lots of people who also do equally ridiculously easy jobs and make way more money. You do realize Floyd Mayweather just got paid $40 million to punch another human being in the head for an hour, right? This best part about this list is how it highlights the amazing cruel twist of double standard fate male models face. Lara Stone, the 10th highest earning female model of 2013, made $3.2 million this year—considerably more that any dick on this list. It feels good to finally congratulate women for something. Anyway, let's meet these handsome devils.

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10. Tobias Sorensen

2013 Earnings: $265K

What, you think you're badass with that scar on your face? Like, like, like you're Scarface or something? YOU'RE NOT. You're much prettier than Al Pacino.

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9. Jon Kortajarena

2013 Earnings: $290K

What sooooo funny, jerk? Your perfect hair? How do I make my mine do that?

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8. Ollie Edwards

2013 Earnings: $410K

Sweet first name. What are you, a skateboard trick? God, that ugly dog only makes you more beautiful.

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7. Tyson Ballou

2013 Earnings: $425K

Lemme guess what thoughts are going on behind that heavenly mouth breathing: "Where do I stand to, uh, look really handsome? Oh everywhere? Cool. Cool." So original, dude.

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6. Ryan Burns

2013 Earnings: $610K

This dumb butthole looks like a Brooklyn dad who is an amazing husband to his beautiful wife and the perfect father to some kid named Dylan. Got him!

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5. Noah Mills

2013 Earnings: $740K

Stop staring at me with that lame hat, ya idiot. My heart just melted.

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4. Arthur Kulkov

2013 Earnings: $905K

You'd be a welcomed guest in any prison, my man. I'D GO TO JAIL FOR YOU!

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3. Simon Nessman

2013 Earnings: $1.1M

What are you confused about? How you made over a million dollars making that dumb face? ZING! Wanna hang out some time?

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2. David Gandy

2013 Earnings: $1.4M

Wow, sweet smirk you've got on that perfectly shaped face of yours, bro. I want to be you.

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1. Sean O'Pry

2013 Earnings: $1.5M

Um. dude, like, cool T-shirt with another guy on it that, like, perfectly outlines your Herculean physique, dork.

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