Shout out to pullover anoraks. This particular pullover anorak is made by Filson, which means that you could probably survive a biblical deluge in it. Sure, the postdiluvian world is probably not something you’d really want to hang out in, but at least you’d have a bright fucking orange jacket to stunt in. I have no idea what you would put in those poacher’s pockets on the back, but I would think, like, a baguette or a chocolate babka or something would work, you know? Bonus points for the side zip that will make taking this thing off way easier. "Easier" is, of course, a relative term because the easiest way would be to have a full placket, but like we covered earlier, full plackets are for fucking chumps.