Hi, hello, it’s me, here to make your Friday hilarious and uncomfortable. For those of you who don’t pal around with fashion designers, holy shit, they have no fucking filter. Ninety percent of what they say could get them laid, ruin a marriage or bring a tear to a fat little kid's eye. If a Twumblergram existed called “Overheard at Fashion Week” it’d be something the Pope would pray about. Here, now, is just some of what the Internet has to offer on the subject. Shit's straight craze. Amen.

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