Think of your twenties as a carousel in which you are leaping from beautifully adorned filly to filly as A Tribe Called Quest plays on the calliope. FYI, your thirties are some ride where everyone throws up and they have to hose everything down before you get on. Let’s get to dating!

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.