New York Fashion Week is back! That means countless shows, three free drinks per person and an unfathomable amount people. Too many people, really, most of whom are merely there to step on the necks of their fellow fashion types in an effort to ascend to the next tier of underpaid and overworked part-time employment. There are insufferable assholes of all shapes and sizes, from the who's not who of street style photography to the once upon a time relevant designers desperately clinging to their glory days. In fact, it's all these terrible people that make NYFW great. And we absolutely cannot wait to have 2 minute conversations with all of them.