Hey, what’s up? You can’t believe we’re writing about a boring ass cable knit sweater? FUCK YOU, SON. GO START YOUR OWN DIGITAL IMPRINT, SECURE THE FUNDING, GET ADVERTISERS, HIRE YOUR VERSION OF ME AND WOOLF AND A BUNCH OF HEAVY HITTING FEATURE WRITERS AND GET BACK TO ME. Psych! This Carven cable knit is on Four Pins right now because SIDE ZIP. Move along. End of story.