Born and raised in Nebraska
Dresses like: Someone who has been intimately involved with a farm animal
State's honorable mention: Lance Bass

Ugh, is this that "Get-r-done" guy, or whatever? Just looking at this picture makes whatever room you're in smell like Sonic burger farts. If your wife has an expansive collection of Beanie Babies and you sleep with a giant rebel flag as a blanket, then this is your look. Otherwise, don't front. You are not about that spitting chewing tobacco into a Budweiser can life, bud.