Although the past 4 pairs of pantalones I've bought have all been v slim, v sperm murdering, I'm really feeling these relax fit jawns from nonnvative. Maybe it's because they're nonnative, so I automatically attribute a sense of dopeness to anything they do because that's how branding works. Or maybe it's because they come in a nice polyester/nylon fabric, meaning all of the various melted cheeses and heavy sauces that I'll most definitely be eating this winter won't potentially ruin some $400 dollar pants. Shit, I guess that's where the elastic waistband comes in handy too.