People Who Definitely Shouldn't Have the Title "Curator" in Their Twitter Bios

Leave it to the professionals, folks.

Aug 10, 2013

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With at least one social media site dedicated to every aspect of your life, the Internet is all about self-branding these days. It is great that we have so much control over our appearances on the Web, but some people take advantage of this power and misconstrue what their roles are in the universe. The term "curator," for example, has been overused by many people so they can appear as "creative" types when in fact, they actually don't curate anything. Curators are supposed to be arbiters of taste, people who pick what's cool and trending in the world, people who have a trained eye for what is best. Most people on Twitter definitely don't fit this definition. Check out our hilarious list of People Who Definitely Shouldn't Have the Title "Curator" in Their Twitter Bio. 

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@JonesBryanJones

We hope his curating is as chill as his psychedelic background.

@Visionpossible

Jack of all trades; master of none.

@Colonel_Trill

He started curating bevtails (what ever that is) after he got his doctorate in Trill Science, so he definitely knows his shit.

@katematlock

What do these all have in common? An obvious addiction to Candy Crush.

@SusieBlackmon

Any questions about horses and cowgirls? Look no further than Susie Blackmon.

@Shoshi

So curating, sex and witchcraft finally have something in common...

@ProfessorFunk

His name convinces us that he knows how to get down at least. 

@Nicoladiaz

Never trust a man that uses The Matrix as a background for his Twitter.

@MySoCalledLyfe

We would sure like to visit this "dope shit" exhibition.

@lenoraclaire

Last time we checked, curators were well educated enough to construct full sentences.

@GiovannaSun

#Apparently she needs to #hashtag the first word of every #sentence.

@CurseMackey

He is in Tampa, Fla. unless he is not... so he doesn't seem that reliable.

@bombshedevil

A diva is a female version of a creative curator.

@smnphoenix

Carefully curated to creep us out.

@blindfactz

This guy apparently curated "the swag the movement," so you better watch out!

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