British GQ gave each member of One Direction their own cover for the magazine's September issue, and immediately had to deal with a fallout that was so intense that GQ.co.uk crashed soon after last night's unveiling. The "Directioners" Tweeted up a fury, and for a boy band that is a pretty standard cookie-cutter, wholesome pop music entity, some of the things being said were downright insane.
These didn't go unnoticed by GQ, who went about collecting some of the most outrageous Tweets directed their way for both a humorous take on the situation, and, potentially, to alert the authorities. See the Directioners' palpable rage in 140 characters or less below:
Holy. Crap. The boys on the cover of GQ magazine. Someone shoot me. Push me off a cliff. Stab me. I #MTVHottest One Direction— Marry me, Marcel. (@WafaaStalks) July 29, 2013
@Harry_Styles @BritishGQ IM FUCKING PISSED AT HOW THEY PORTRAYED YOU, YOU ARE NOT A GOD DAMN MAN WHORE, YOU ARE A CUPCAKE. JESUS.
FUCK U GQ GET A PROPER JOB U DICKS
@BritishGQ DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO CASTRATE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THIS SHITTY MAGAZINE?
GQ NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BREAK MY GLASS NAIL FILE IN TWO AND STAB THEM IN THE EYES
GQ MAGAZINE THIS IS AN INDIRECT TO YOUR EDITOR IM GOING TO TAKE YOUR TESTICLES AND POUND THEM WITH A HAMMER IM UP ALL NIGHT TO FUCK U UP BYE
GQ MAGAZINE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A CHAINSAW UP THEIR ASSHOLE TILL IT MUTILATES THEIR INSIDES
im crying dont hate on louis you fukcing assholes or i will shove bleach into your assholes and pull out your eyes with a spork
the GQ pictures make me want to stab myself in the uterus !!
HARRYS COVER SAYS HE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY. @BritishGQ YOURE MAKING HIM SOUND LIKE A WHORE. HES NOT A FUCKING WHORE YOU STUPID CUNTS.
[Note to self: install reinforced steel doors before talking shit about One Direction]
[via British GQ]
