Birkenstocks are cool again (for the fist time ever?) and you're just gonna have to deal with it, bro. I knew a lot of kids from really wealthy families that acted like they didn’t come from really wealthy families who rocked Bostons. They were always like, “My dad wants me to go to Yale because that’s where he and Pop Pop went, but fuck conformity and shit. I don’t want to take over the brokerage firm. I’m going to Brown and no one can stop me.” Instead of getting some basic ass Bostons and attending Brown to study illustration, get these Dundees and live the rest of your life in orthopedic embrace.