David Banner, "Play"

Erstwhile rapper David Banner—or as Wikipedia calls him, “American rapper, record producer, and occasional actor”—made a few mistakes. The first was ever adopting the stage name David Banner when his real name is Lavell Crump. The second was greenlighting whoever was in charge of applying fake perspiration on the models in his “Play” video. It’s not a subtle, glistening glow. It’s full-on, upper lip flop sweat. His biggest error, though, was his attempt at a “lustful gaze” that veered off course and landed instead on “murderous, crazy-eyed glare.” Crump should have probably fired his occasional acting coach.