Shopping Sucks, Here's Why

Even more reasons to save your scrilla.

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We're all about copping new gear, but sometimes it feels like there are so many hurdles and obstacles to shopping that it becomes something of a necessary evil. Once you've made the trek across town and battled the barbaric hordes of fellow shoppers, there are so many things that can go wrong and fuck up the simple act of buying new clothes.

We all know these common trials and tribulations all in the name of fresh gear. It's not always the case, but a lot of the time Shopping Sucks, and Here's Why.

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Sales people are dicks.

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It's easy to justify spending rent money on a new item when you see it in person.

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You realize you're not the same size you were last time you went shopping.

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Stores usually play terrible music.

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You realize how out of date your current clothes are.

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Your girl forces outfits on you that you really don't like but end up buying anyway.

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You drop stacks on new gear, and then everything goes on sale the next day.

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Sample sale madness brings out the worst in people.

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There's always something you don't buy because you can't afford it, and when you go back after payday it's sold out.

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Returning things sucks, so you get stuck with that terrible impulse buy you made.

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Carrying around big shopping bags, especially with pictures of a bare male torsos on them, makes you feel kinda dumb.

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Shopping means you spend two hours looking at stuff you can't afford.

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