Giant Asteroid Heads for Earth and People Piss Their Pants

Date: May 31

Around May 24, news spread that there was a massive 1.7-mile-wide "Earth killer" asteroid heading in our direction. The rock was discovered 15 years ago and was said to be covered in a black substance. Reports also said that the asteroid was similar to the one that killed the dinosaurs. While scientists reassure us that it won't get within 3 million miles of Earth, it still freaked a lot of people out. Our superheroes were a little preoccupied and didn't come to the rescue, but luckliy the asteroid passed without making contact and won't be back until 2119. Good luck Complex readers of the future.