How to Be a Swaggy Dad

Conceiving a child doesn't mean you have to concede your swag, bruh.

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Congratulations! You are the proud father of a beautiful baby boy or girl. Now what? Late nights and early mornings with no sleep in between. Crying and nagging (and that's just from the mom), and of course, clothes covered in mysterious bodily fluids. Suffice it to say, caring for a child has its effects, especially on one's swag.

There are many manuals out there that try and give you the tools you need to be a cool dad, even if they actually try and make you look like some urban lumberjack who takes French-pressed coffee on your hike into the woods wearing a baby sling. But this one. This one right here? Will keep your swag on 100-emoji status. Enjoy your Father's Day even more after you prep yourself on How to Be a Swaggy Dad.

Use your favorite Japanese swag mags as bedtime stories.

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Rep your sneaker game even when you have to dress up.

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Give your son a cool name.

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You'll need two pairs of every Jordan release—one toddler sized.

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Commission high fashion designers for custom baby gear.

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Your child is your best accessory—wear him or her on your shoulders.

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Live out your swaggy dreams through your children.

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Quit your day job and become a blogging-at-home dad.

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Take advantage of the extra body at campouts.

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Remember; your kid will never be as cool as Jay-Z's or Ye's.

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