EOTOTO makes these comfy cropped pants. You’re probably sitting at your computer, avoiding the work your boss so thoughtfully left on your desk, thinking to yourself, “Cropped pants with an elasticized waist and a braided rope drawstring? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. I’M CANCELING MY SUBSCRIPTION TO FOUR PINS.” That’s probably what you said when you saw Daiki Suzuki’s last collection for Woolrich Woolen Mills when he had dudes wearing ponchos and weird half-vests and stuff you considered insulting to your then newly minted suited and booted lifestyle. Moral of the story? BE OPEN MINDED, YOU DICKBAGS.