Pick number: 10
Chosen by: Portland Trail Blazers

The only thing worse than this shirt/tie/jacket combo is the horrifying fact that David Stern's neck and chin have joined forces to battle his Dumbo-esque ears. The jacket is an appropriate color for summer, but would have only worked with a crisp white shirt and a mute patterned, dark tie underneath; not a puke green one. Get it together, McCollum. You're a top 10 draft pick, for Christ's sake.